William's blog

At trivia, when they were getting ready, I did a Survivor challenge jumping over the mats and running through the legs of the table. And then when Michael came home, I was running across a mat and seeing how long I could stand on the rolling mat without falling. Oh, and by the way, I was holding out my arms. The End. That was a true story.

Trivia in 3D

Pull-start Diesel won 3rd place!

There is snow outside and I said, "Yay! It's January! We can play in the snow!" I hope that big hill is still here. We can sled down it and I think we can build jumps on it. And we can run and then jump in the sled and then I will start slidding down! Dad ran and jumped into the sled and then he started heading down. And he hit a crack and the sled flipped and the sled landed sideways and Dad landed kneeling holding the sled. And that's the story of having fun in January!

Ugh! She's heavy!

My ladybug ornament crawling around me in circles

At Grandma Lanz's for Christmas, I got to open my presents. The first present I opened was for Bill (that's me) and from Uncle Joe. Joe calls me Bill. And I opened it and it was a Nerf gun! And then I said to Joe, "How did you know I wanted a Nerf gun?!" And the next present I opened was from Grandma and Grandpa. It had a pop-up human body book and it was really cool! It had all sorts of human body parts! And it was really, really, really, really cool. And the box had a Rockband shirt and cool pants in it too. The shirt and the pants were really, really, really cool too!

It looks like I have a grass hula skirt on

In Arkansas for Christmas, we spied on the parents. We were pretty sneaky until Christmas. Hannah came over on Christmas (not my neighbor Hannah, it was a different Hannah) and each time she looked, we screamed and ran back into our hiding spot. It was really fun! Tap, look, scream, "Aaaaaah!" run. We stayed there for five days! That was for the first time of Christmas, not the way first time. The way first time of Christmas would be when I was a baby. The end. That's a true story.

We were having fun at Grandma Barb's house. Who was there is Tiernan, Caedmon, Brayan, Ariella, Auntie Dawn and Nathan. We played outside first. We played football outside and a war outside. Then we had a fight outside. Hi-ya! Then we went by the river and throwed sticks and pinecones, plinks** and rocks in the river. Tiernan went out with me, Dad, Grandpa Ron and Nathan to the river. Then we had to come in before it was dinner time. Dinner was a big hit! We jumped on the bed in the closet [Leah's old bedroom]. We took our shirts off because we were monkeys. We were humans, really. You'll see the video of us jumping on the bed after this blog.

The end. That's a true story.

*NOTE: Mumans are monkey-humans
**NOTE: Plinks are little tiny rocks that say "plink" when they land in the water

Once upon a time, there was a little boy and girl named William and Eliana. And William was five and Eliana was one. And William's mom, named Sara, telled William to go potty and wash his hands because he had to eat lunch. And William goed up and heard Eliana coming and closed the door as quick as he could tight. And then William said, in a low voice like a gorilla, "NOW, NOW, NOW-NOW-NOW, NOW SHE CAN'T GET IN!" And then William hopped to the toilet like a rabbit. The end. That's a true story.

Stopping to find another ladybug

Contents
1. I had fun going to Saint John's
2. Catching the football
3. Going down to the lake and catching the football
4. Going back out from the lake and walking on a little walk and catching the football at the same time
5. Riding the elevator
6. Reading stories
7. Seeing that giant TV on the wall

Chapter 1 - I had fun going to Saint John's
I had fun going to Saint John's. And I even got to catch the football. The end. That's a true story.

Chapter 2 - Catching the football
I caught the football lots of times. But sometimes I missed the football. The end. That's a true story.

Finding lots and lots of ladybugs

Chapter 3 - Going down to the lake and catching the football
I went down to the lake and I got the football and sometimes missed it. And Dad didn't want me to go down to the trail because if he threw the football down there, it will probably go into the water. The end. That's a true story.

Chapter 4 - Going back out from the lake and walking on a little walk and catching the football at the same time
I went back from the lake and took a little walk and caught the football and walked at the same time. And I even walked backwards. The end. That's a true story.

In Sexton Commons

Chapter 5 - Riding the elevator
I rode the elevator up to the second floor with Dad and my Mom and the stroller with Eliana in it. The end. That's a true story.

Chapter 6 - Reading stories
We read stories and I read the same ones as Mom after she was done reading them. One was "One duck was stuck in the muck" and some other ones. Then we rode the elevator back to the first floor again. The end. That's a true story.

Chapter 7 - Seeing that giant TV on the wall
Then we went to a restaurant and we saw a giant TV on the wall. It was cool! The end. All those chapters are true.

Centipede

Contents
Chapter 1 - Centipede
Chapter 2 - Trick-or-treat
Chapter 3 - Dump out candy
Chapter 4 - Organize
Chapter 5 - Eat candy

Ladybug

Chapter 1 - Centipede
For Halloween, I was a centipede with all 42 legs! Eliana was a ladybug for Halloween. Mom was a witch. Dad was a woodworker.

Chapter 2 - Trick-or-treat
Then we went trick-or-treating. And with my centipede costume on, my shadow looked like I had wild hair sticking out of my head and my whole body and it was black! And I got hundreds of candy! Trick-or-treat!

Sorting his candy.

Chapter 3 - Dump out candy
I knew I got hundreds of candy because I dumped out the candy and then I organized some of the candy.

Chapter 4 - Organize
When I was done organizing it, I said to Mom, "The rest of the candy stays in the middle."

Chapter 5 - Eat candy
I even got fruit snacks, a kind of fruit snacks that we have! And I ate some candy - a little bit of a lot. Eliana ate some candy - a little bit of a lot. I have lots of candy left!

Chapter 1
School's new site word is "my"! Now we have three site words: my, the, and a.

Chapter 2
"My" is a good site word. I love that word. And Mrs. Gray, my teacher, putted "my" up to some objects and we had to say, "My eraser, my marker, my teapot, my (whatever you can think of)." Like "my head" or "my umbrella" or "my forehead" or "my hand" or "my finger" or "my fingernail" or "my mom" or "my baby sister" or "my dad" or "my brother" or "my dinosaurs" or "my house" or "my Wii" or "my voice" or "my hair" or "my picture" or "my camera."

Chapter 3
I have fun at kindergarten. We do all sorts of fun stuff. There we have friends, and me and Kaden are second cousins because Mom and Kaden's dad were first cousins. And me and me are friends. Do you know why me and me are friends? Because there's another William in my class. The other William's name is William N.

Chapter 4
Like I was just telling Mom, if Mrs. Gray gets our blog, she'll say, "Wow, there's a lot of our site words on here! And even ones we don't have yet! And even some other grade ones!"

The end. All of those chapters are true.

Belle was very excited about the first snow

Chapter 1
I went outside when it was snowy in my pajamas with my snowpants on and coat and my spiderman boots.

Chapter 2
When I got outside, I ran out into the grass and made a snowball and threw it at Mom! And then Jake, Sophie, and Chloe were here. Then Emily came. And then they were joining my snowball fight. Everyone was throwing snowballs at everyone else. And Jake and me were throwing snowballs at the house! Then I showed Jake and Emily me-throwing-a-snowball-at-the-window!

Chapter 3
Eliana started to say "bye-bye" and Mom didn't know if she meant she was going to go bye-bye. And I thought she said, "Bye-bye snowballs." And Mom didn't know if she was saying "bye-bye" meaning she thought the kids were going bye-bye. But she goed inside. And I stayed outside for a little bit.

Chapter 4
I played with Jake in the backyard when we were throwing snowballs. And when I got in the backyard, I made a snow angel! And then I said, "Jake, Chloe, look what I made!" So they came over and they said, "Wow! How do you make that snow angel?"

Chapter 5
And then after a little while I went inside.

By William

[We went out at about 10:00am and it was a whole, whopping 30 degrees!]

Chapter 1
On Trick Racing I missed the red bar (they don't let you miss the red bar, but they let you miss the other bars) and I was racing Dad's profile on Crystal Cup Nebula on Super Excite. And I got sent to my room by Mom because I got a fit about missing the red bar. Do you know why Trick Racing got a time out? Because I kicked Mom and hitted Mom. The end. That's a true story.

Chapter 2
After I rested in my room for a little bit, I apologized to Mom for kicking and hitting her. Then I slept to when the big hand got to the eleven and then I could get up. I was awake in my bed for a long time and then I goed to sleep. And then the big hand goed really fast to the eleven!

Chapter 3
The big hand got to the eleven and I got up. And I played with some things that I thought weren't very fun. And they were magnet car-building blocks. The end. All those chapters are true.